STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWER

STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR
ANSWERS
1. Someone sees you lying down,
with your eyes closed they still
ask:- Are you sleeping? Answer:
No! I'm training to die.:)
2. When It's raining and someone
notices you going out, they ask:
Are you going out in this rain?
Answer: No,in the next one.

3. Your friend calls your home
phone and asks Where are you?
Answer: At the bus stop!
4. They see you wet coming out
from the bathroom and they still
ask Did you just have a bath?
Answer: No, I fell in the toilet
bowl.
5. You are standing right in front
of the elevator on the ground
floor and they ask:- are u Going
up? Answer: No, no, I am waiting
for my apartment to come down
and getme.
6. Your friend comes to your
house with a bunch of flowers.
And you still ask him:- are those
Flowers? Answer: No! They r
Carrots.
7. You're in the queue to buy
tickets @ the cinema, a friend
sees u & asks:- what are u doing
here? Answer: I'm here to pay
school fees.