AKPORS THE SHARP GUY.

Akpors was caught writing on
the wall by the Head boy
Arthur, an offence punishable
by 24 strokes and then
suspension.
The head boy took Akpors to
the Principal where he was
having meeting with teachers.
Head boy: Excuse me Sir
Principal : Yes what is it, can't
...

it wait
Head boy: Sir I caught Akpors
writing on the wall, he
wrote "God will punish our
Principal
Teachers: ehhhhh
Akpors started crying that the
Head boy did not allow
him put apostrophe (')
Teachers: what has
apostrophe got to go with it.
Akpors: (Still crying) Excuse
me Sir what I was writing is
"God will punish our Principal's
enemies.
Akpors, he changes words
with few seconds, a very gud
sharp guy

AKPORS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND//...//

Girlfriend: Akpors darling could you please give me 25k for my bathing soap?
Akpors: Whaaaaaaaaat? Are you washing away your sins? Haba!!!!!!!

AKPORS AND GRANDPA

Grandpa said to grand son Akpos: 'See your teacher is coming, go and hide because you missed school today'.
Akpos replied: 'I took an excuse that  you're dead, so na u suppose hide.

AKPORS WARRI BRAIN.....

Akpors knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpors.
His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy."Can I help you?" the madam asked."I want Jane." said Akpors.
"Young Man, Jane is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else." "No, I must see Jane" Akpors replied.
...

Just then Jane appeared and
announced to Akpors that she charges N50,000 per visit. Akpors never blinked but reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour where upon Akpors calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding Jane. Jane explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts.It was still N50,000 Again, Akpors took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When Akpors showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again, he handed Jane the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour, Jane questioned Akpors; "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Akpors replied; "I'm from Warri." "Really?." said Jane. "I have a brother who lives there and does business."
"Yes, I know!" Akpors replied. "He gave me N150,000 to give to you."

Honeywealth: WHERE THERE IS LOVE !!!!!!!!!

Honeywealth: WHERE THERE IS LOVE !!!!!!!!!: A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I ...

WHERE THERE IS LOVE !!!!!!!!!

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with
long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not
recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but
you must be hungry. Please come in and have
something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she
said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told
him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and

invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the
men in. "We do not go into a House together," they
replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he
said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to
another one, "He is Success, and I am Love."
Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your
husband which one of us you want in your home." The
woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her
husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since
that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and
fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite
Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the
other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own
suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love?
Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our
daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman
went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is
Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The
other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady
asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are
you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth
or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but
since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with
him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and
Success!!!